Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
Quote #9046
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult...
Quote #34328
I’m not judging people, I’m judging their actions. It’s the same type of distinction...
Quote #12269
If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
Quote #26561
Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the words.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #14426
We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for...
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #22025
To make mistakes is human to stumble is commonplace to be able to laugh...