Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #28035
It’s hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn’t care...
Quote #10191
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
Quote #15015
Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the...
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #27244
When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
Quote #4978
Small to greater matters must give way.
Quote #22054
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
Quote #3945
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.