Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #5510
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Quote #14850
Big thinking precedes great achievement.
Quote #17868
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
Quote #4306
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...
Quote #18694
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
Quote #16959
All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #27818
Do you want my one-word secret of happiness–it’s growth–mental, financial, you name it.