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Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
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The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence cynicism.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can...
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in...
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Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard...