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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
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An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
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An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...
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This world we live in is but thickened light.
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Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other,...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...