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He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
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The people who cast the votes do not decide an election, the people who...
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #30028
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
Quote #1626
We go where our vision is.