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After enlightenment, the laundry.
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There are many roads to hate, but envy is the shortest of them all.
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In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful...
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Words, as is well known, are great foes of reality.
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“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
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Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by...
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Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of...