Quote #12738
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
Quote #16303
Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never...
Quote #5375
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
Quote #18429
O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And...
Quote #30400
Laws were made to be broken.
Quote #12767
Good luck beats early rising.
Quote #39
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #16789
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...