Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #23136
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #24537
The Soul is the voice of the body’s interests.
Quote #17551
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness there is also the success of...
Quote #9168
Have no fear of perfection — you will never reach it.
Quote #7345
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #7835
Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.