Quote #16675
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #13902
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
Quote #11398
Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #22320
For if that last day does not occasion an entire extinction, but a change...
Quote #28136
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #21351
Experience is not what happens to a man it is what a man does...
Quote #900
When in doubt, use brute force
Quote #23131
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...