Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #11687
If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse...
Quote #15095
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #26911
The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Quote #16686
Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is...
Quote #32845
All of us, whether guilty or not, whether old or young, must accept the...
Quote #21238
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...