Quote #24638
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #29506
Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #25684
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #21822
Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and...
Quote #4504
I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Quote #23920
Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Quote #13334
Courage atrophies from lack of use.
Quote #21927
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment...