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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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This is the true nature of home – it is the place of Peace...
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I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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The end of man is knowledge but there’s one thing he can’t know. He...
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he...
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Imagination rules the world.