Quote #34839
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal...
Quote #25856
Money is a good servant, but a poor master.
Quote #18379
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
Quote #15780
Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore...
Quote #17023
Every man has his follies — and often they are the most interesting thing...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #17304
Look and you will find it – what is unsought will go undetected.
Quote #3327
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...