Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #7172
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
Quote #4354
When good men die their goodness does not perish,But lives though they are gone....
Quote #17874
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
Quote #6364
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which...