Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Quote #33156
A person determined never to be wrong won’t likely accomplish much.
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #13306
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #26407
Learn and think imperially.
Quote #24134
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #4877
I cannot tell what the dickens his name is.
Quote #25222
Freedom is not something that anybody can be given Freedom is something that people...
Quote #4170
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.