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What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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Remember happiness doesn’t depend on who you are or what you have it depends...
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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all...
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
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Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #12957
People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to...
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I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a...
Quote #16442
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Quote #30641
The best time to do a thing is when it can be done.