Quote #699
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...
Quote #31218
It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast...
Quote #8802
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose- a point...
Quote #6717
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.
Quote #31539
If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great...
Quote #14039
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever...