Quote #15988
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
Quote #11288
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #27088
The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #5217
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Quote #20735
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #29510
A thing is right if it tends to preserve the stability, integrity, and beauty...
Quote #1984
Did blind chance know that there was light and what was its refraction, and...