Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
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There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23669
Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my...
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The wise man always throws himself on the side of his assailants. It is...
Quote #19359
The more laws, the less justice.
Quote #19244
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
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I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a...
Quote #11824
In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act.