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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men,...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...
Quote #5641
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by...
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If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying...
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A man builds a fine house and now he has a master, and a...
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Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Quote #5512
War is a continuation of politics by other means.
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.