Quote #22164
What is the first business of one who practices philosophy To get rid of...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #8197
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not...
Quote #32748
Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it...
Quote #3392
In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly...
Quote #33856
Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Quote #34519
When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence...
Quote #26732
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.