Quote #9053
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #2686
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
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Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think...
Quote #2676
No president in history has been more vilified or was more vilivied during the...
Quote #27619
If you’re going to define me properly, you must think in terms of my...
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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It is not righteousness to outrageA brave man dead, not even though you hate...
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...