Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #1503
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #25197
The only thing that’s been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has...
Quote #23877
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve...
Quote #29120
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
Quote #23155
You don’t have to die heaven and hell are in this world too.
Quote #33831
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It’s just...
Quote #13465
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...