Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #23546
It is not our purpose to become each other it is to recognize each...
Quote #14494
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #15729
Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #20543
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #12104
With great power comes great responsibility.
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #25718
At a certain age some people’s minds close up they live on their intellectual...
Quote #9831
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...