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Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
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When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying...
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Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...