Quote #6116
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil...
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Quote #22971
Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches...
Quote #14436
A family is a place where minds come in contact with one another. If...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #18211
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
Quote #272
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #33212
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #11214
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.