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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
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Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
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Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
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Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. Love possesses not...
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Michael I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
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If a society is to preserve stability and a degree of continuity, it must...