Quote #32206
I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of...
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #31601
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
Quote #6490
We have found a strange footprint on the shores of the unknown. We have...
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #26611
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #10733
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.