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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
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Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in...
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You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of...
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Long experience has taught me this about the status of mankind with regard to...
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Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a...
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A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have...
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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Quote #3838
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.