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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of...
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You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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…For the unquiet heart and brain, A use in measured language lies.
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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
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When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
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It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...