Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28250 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Old School Quote #22073 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
Logan Pearsall Smith Quote #20575 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
W.H. Auden Quote #3084 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
Katharine Whitehorn Quote #540 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Pearl Bailey Quote #9078 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You never find yourself until you face the truth.
George Bernard Shaw Quote #622 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
Dean Riesner, Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in "Sudden Impact", 1983 Quote #167 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Go ahead, make my day.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Quote #13245 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Self-confidence is something caught and not taught. And, risk-running and chance-taking are the only...
Andrew Schneider Quote #34734 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.