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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
Quote #3084
Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #9078
You never find yourself until you face the truth.
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
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Go ahead, make my day.
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Self-confidence is something caught and not taught. And, risk-running and chance-taking are the only...
Quote #34734
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.