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Never lend books – nobody ever returns them; the only books I have in...
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I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
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You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play...
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it...
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Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
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To err is human, but is feels divine.
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Quote #34844
Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...