Quote #19550
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #4041
It is never too late to give up your prejudices.
Quote #31250
Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.
Quote #27327
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say...
Quote #31325
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.
Quote #9579
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #17229
So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future,...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...