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Sleep, those little slices of death, how I loathe them.
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Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their...
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Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when...
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Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is...
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If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...