Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #28133
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #14627
There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an...
Quote #5201
Is there anything worse than being blind? Yes, a man with sight and no...
Quote #19623
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people...
Quote #31574
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us...
Quote #15724
Undeserved praise causes more pangs of conscience later than undeserved blame, but probably only...
Quote #109
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #289
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Quote #32148
And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves,...