Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #8671
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #32696
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Quote #33242
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
Quote #21216
If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
Quote #31852
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Quote #12965
Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face. But you are life and...
Quote #9249
Fear is a journey, a terrible journey, but sorrow is at least an arriving.