Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #28862
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly...
Quote #4378
As to diseases make a habit of two things – to help, or at...
Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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Though thou has never so many counselors, yet do not forsake the counsel of...
Quote #26494
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #16453
Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #18531
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times it ws...