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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism...
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So much of our time is preparation, so much is routine, and so much...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
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The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what...
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Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
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Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting...