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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise...
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations....
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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
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O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is slow-ripening fruit.
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In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.