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The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #31948
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Quote #25918
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #14899
Emotions have taught mankind to reason.