Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #12749
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #14723
It is not the position, but the disposition.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
Quote #4108
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence...
Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #10302
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Quote #21841
Ill fares the land, to hast’ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men...
Quote #728
There is no death. Only a change of worlds.