Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #33079
The opportunities for heroism are limited in this kind of world the most people...
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #13891
The effect of one upright individual is incalculable.
Quote #29429
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
Quote #10884
And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
Quote #24754
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
Quote #8969
Dare to be yourself.
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...