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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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There are two things which cannot be attacked in front ignorance and narrow-mindedness. They...
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Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
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Toward the accomplishment of an aim, which in wantonness of atrocity would seem to...
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread...
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I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult...
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.