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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a...
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Hope is only the love of life.
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Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
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It is a lesson never learned: Matters of state and the heart that start...
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Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers (six if one went to...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here