Quote #15130
If you would attain greatness, think no little thoughts.
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving...
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #20533
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend...
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #12555
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore...
Quote #13457
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond...