Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #12797
He that can have patience can have what he will.
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #2124
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Quote #34904
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
Quote #33077
Take life one basket at a time.
Quote #10772
Usability is like oxygen — you never notice it until it is missing…
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #5987
Honor has not to be won; it must only not be lost.
Quote #26061
If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon...