Quote #20687
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #1823
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #23521
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...
Quote #6500
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
Quote #12322
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Quote #9554
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #3107
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...