Quote #684
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #26214
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #9172
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Quote #24817
Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.
Quote #19746
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #5938
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #8261
If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If...