Quote #8363
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #31976
I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you...
Quote #8770
The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
Quote #9923
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #11480
Every once in a while, take the scenic route.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #4341
There is one thing alonethat stands the brunt of life throughout its course:a quiet...
Quote #2858
In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is...